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(no subject) [Jul. 29th, 2002|08:01 pm]
Livid Lindsay
my knees feel like they're splitting apart...
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(no subject) [Jul. 29th, 2002|07:59 pm]
Livid Lindsay
and my lungs feel more shrunken than an old guy's balls...
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(no subject) [Jul. 29th, 2002|07:58 pm]
Livid Lindsay
well, my head is pounding more than a congo drum...
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ow ow ow, and did i mention ow? [Jul. 29th, 2002|07:40 pm]
Livid Lindsay
[Current Mood |soresore]
[Current Music |odb- hey dirty]

well, today was the first day of camp. here's how it went. warm-up run & stretch, conditioning, 10-min run, 8-min run, drills, lunch, then 2 games w/ brief water breaks in between. from 8:30 til 2. dear god help me. yeah, and they were like, "oh well, if it gets to be 100 degrees, you guys get to go home." gee, how generous. so yeah, i am in definite pain. my feet are all blistery now. greeeat. and then, i burned my thumb on the damn oven when i was making lunch. god i am such a klutz. but it was fun catching up w/ laura. we were imitating parts from friday. like when smokey is in his room and he's like, "i don't GIVE A FUUUUCKKK!" lol. there's only 5 urbana kids there (me, laura, monica, sam, and sarah) and the rest either go to tj, walkersville, or linganore. yeah, jillian's there too. god she's annoying. it was so funny when we had to play her team last season, and i kicked the ball in her knee and she had to sit out not even 5 min. into the game. lol, i am so evil. oh well, she didn't need to be right freaking next to me towering over me like a damn amazon when her stupid-ass team was at the other end of the field. jesus. yeah get this- we don't have a coach for next year. the new one quit. fuck. i swear if after i have done all this shit and we won't be able to have a team due to a lack of a coach, i am going to rip someone a new shit chute. god, i feel dehydrated since my fucking head feels like it's about to burst!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! well i am going to drink so much water that my bladder will be sagging down to my knees. later!

~Lindsay
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hey kids, it's time for lindsay to bitch 'til she's blue in the face in spanish again! [Jul. 28th, 2002|04:07 pm]
Livid Lindsay
[Current Mood |tense & twitchy]
[Current Music |cypress hill- you quiero fumar]

estoy enfadada. por que? porque no puedo conducir si mi vida fue en peligro. todo el tiempo, cuando trato de conducir, mi madre me grita porque hago cosas estupidas. ella no entienda que yo no pueda hacer todas las partes de conducir porque no he aprendido estas. y ahora, estoy muy frustrada porque me siento que mis padres me esten no haciendo caso. por ejemplo, anoche, trate de hablar, pero mi mama me interrumpiria mientras cenabamos. y una vez, le dijo algo a mi papa y ella dijo, "estoy hablando? hola!" dios mio, ella esta siendo extremadamente grosera a mi y no da una mierda sobre lo que ella lo hace. se parece como cada noche que consigo mis sensaciones lastimadas debido a comentarios estupidos que ella desea hacerme porque ella "apenas se siente". y mi papa incluso no camina en tampoco. el apenas sienta alli bebiendo en su vino portuario bien escogido para la tarde. soy asi que cerca del ahorro justo encima un poco de dinero y compra un apartamento y la mudanza en ella asi que yo pueden conseguir lejos de ella y ella circunda la casa que actua como theresa de la madre y eso soy justo un cierto troll egoista que no merezca vivir eso sea de porque dedico todo mi tiempo en mi sitio o al ordenador asi que puedo pasar tiempo mas rapidamente evitandola. y tambien, ella me dijo que necesito muchos deberes, y si no recuerdo un deber, ella me grito, "usted es tan irresponsable! como usted espera sobrevivir en el mundo verdadero cuando usted no puede igualar hace esto?" y luego dijo, "no te estoy enfadada a ti." esa es tal mierda! si usted no es enojado, entonces por que usted esta gritando en mi? que las marcas ningun sentido y entonces ella insisten siempre en hacer toda esta materia, y el me incomoda pero cuando deseo hacer una cosa, ella hace que tal enorme distribuye de el! como soy el uno egoista. que perra ella ha sido ultimamente. me siento como una bomba de tiempo que hace tictac pero no estoy embromando en todos, sobre si ella hace una observacion mala o comentario cualquier cosa o una cierta otra tentativa muda de lastimar mis sensaciones en mi cumpleanos o durante mi partido, yo lo perdere que no estoy embromando. no cuido si termino encima de parecer una perra total, yo sabre la verdad y asi que voluntad ella y eso es todo ese las materias. usted sabe que mas odio? como ella expone el obvio en forma modificada. o cuando ella piensa es una idea fantastica reencender viejos arguements. en hecho, ella y el papa decidian como es maravilloso seria traer para arriba el tiempo en que el chingadero y yo estabamos en las maderas y el tiempo en que consegui acechado en frederick. y actuar como era todo mi incidente. ése es todo que tengo que quejarme alrededor para ahora.

~Lindsay
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what the fuck are you doing to my dog ese? [Jul. 27th, 2002|09:11 am]
Livid Lindsay
[Current Mood |lethargiclethargic]
[Current Music |staind-mudshovel]

well, i finally got home from my fun weekend. even though the weekend technically isn't over yet. oh well. i spent the night at ashley's and we watched corky romano, orange county, and next friday w/ her sis and cousin pj. i think pj thought i was extrana b/c he never said anything whenever i tried to talk/break the silence. ashley thought he liked me since he is shy. oh well. we went to bed around 2 and woke up at 7:00 to get ready to go to hershey park w/ the chu's (a family she babysits for). i felt kinda weird since i didn't know anybody, but they were nice to me which is good. otherwise it would have sucked. but we went on a bunch of rides and i ate my weight in carnival food yum :). the rides were like ghettoesque death traps and i almost shit myself several times. i thought you'd like to know that. hee hee. well, i'd better attend to stuff that i've left unfinished.

~Lindsay

this little chump goes to college, this little chump stays home. this little chump gets roast beef, this little chump gets none. this little chump goes "whee whee whee whee" all they way to the biznank.
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shit.... [Jul. 25th, 2002|10:33 pm]
Livid Lindsay
[Current Mood |confusedconfused]
[Current Music |dmx- we right here]

ok. here's what happened. let's say that "person a" (me) is starting to be scared because "person b" (his name rhymes w/ ring) has been at a lot of places where my friends go. so person a feels that this isn't just a coincidence and is starting to feel a little creeped out. But the creepiness doesn't end there. just now person a was imed by "person c" (kid in my spanish class) w/ him saying "YOU DIDN'T CALL ME!" shit! so now person a feels like person b w/ the lack of calling and such. oy vey. my stomach feels like aliens are about to burst out of it. i feel dizzy w/ all this drama going around and what not. here is all the shit that has been going on (sorry for the lack of detail in advance):
1. cousin stays w/ me
2. person b shit
3. person c shit
4. work scheduling shit
5. getting in shape
6. driving shit
7. camp shit
8. tryouts
9. college shit
10. school scheduling shit
i'm sure there's more shit that i'm forgetting. so as you can see, that's a whole lotta shit! also, mental note: dating assholes- not a good idea. that was the biggest mistake of my life. but colleen-thank you for embarrasing him lol :). but wtf? "i'm playing the cards..." what cards? what? just because when i turn sideways you can barely see me like a card doesn't make me a card. and too bad he is not "playing". yeah, i don't think only me and erin miller encompasses "playing the field" or should i say "playing the cards" rather. god, what the hell? and knowing my luck he will be a field hockey manager again. damn, damn DOUBLE DAMN! oh wait actually that should be triple damn since i actually said damn 3 times. well now it's quintuple damn. now it's sextuple damn. now it's...AWW DAMMIT!

~Lindsay
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ok, so the rapper mystikal is DEF. NOT a sex symbol... [Jul. 23rd, 2002|09:21 am]
Livid Lindsay
[Current Mood |crankycranky]
[Current Music |bubba sparxxx- lovely]

well, my cousin is coming up to stay with me for about a week. this is about as exciting as a yam. yea! so, i'm trying to find this "note" that my dad "left for me". yeah, it's nowhere to be found. i think he is just trying to make me freak out since i can't find it. i bet he's at his office laughing his ass off. "HA! Look at her run around! HAHAHAHA!" well screw that! yeah, i should get ready for "the arrival" since she is coming here at 11. oh fuck, my stepgrandfather might me coming by. ew ew ew. i hate his ass so much. gross, he better not for his sake. but i don't think he will b/c he is too lazy to get his ass off the couch for like 2 seconds. oh well, doesn't bother me any! so i guess it paz afuera for now.

~Lindsay
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foul shit i am sensing obi-wan (bzzt bzzt light saber sounds) [Jul. 21st, 2002|10:53 pm]
Livid Lindsay
[Current Mood |energeticenergetic]
[Current Music |dmx- ruff ryders anthem reggae remix]

well, i have had an exciting afternoon/noche. after laying around on the couch while watching brain cell-slaughtering tv shows, i ate about half my weight in edy's cherry chocolate chip ice cream, all before i go to camp in less than a week! wonderful! applaud my outstanding efforts to train for fh tryouts that are in less than a month! lol. tonight i was joking around with sam jaimee and michelle. lol, they crack me up. tee hee hee. omg, i need to learn something, b/c i am starting to get stupid. it's getting pretty bad. watch out now (doo doo do do do!) lol. omg i am so hyper right now. i would mos def crank mi musica, but i'm the only one awake right now. god, my throat has been hurting like a bitch since saturday night. i bet i know what it's from. shit. oh well, it's not like my throat wasn't scratchy before! but i feel sick. maybe it's all that ice cream... oh well it's worth it. :)

~Lindsay
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cigarrettes and coffee...the breakfast of champions [Jul. 21st, 2002|10:58 am]
Livid Lindsay
[Current Mood |highhigh]
[Current Music |why don't we fall in love- amerie]

lol, that's a quote from my friend meredith. hee hee. yeah, well, yesterday i got out of mucho driving practice (that was the "queer thing" that i was refering to colleen & heidi. by the way, i mean queer as in weird, the dictionary def. rather than the mean insult). anyway, i was working with kate & mere when at around 2 this 5 yr old girl decides to pull the fire alarm! shit.... so we all had to evacuate and practically called everybody in downtown frederick telling them not to freak b/c it's a false alarm. so at about 3:40, the stupid thing finally shuts off. mere had to call my boss and he was PISSED! i felt bad for the girl who pulled it b/c her mom was like, "i can't wait 'til the fireman come and yell at you!" and then her mom's friend started yelling at her too! i was like, "poor baby, hell, last year i set off an alarm and i was about 14! so it's ok."
when her mom was paying for her stuff she was almost in tears. :(. but then after work mere drove kate and i to see nick and hannah's play. they did a good job. it was funny though, b/c hannah is sorta-kinda-i don't-know-what-the-hell seeing this guy and well, he looks like jtt. lol. so we were sitting in the theatre and reading the little info paragraphs about everyone in the play, and there was one about hannah "boy toy" and it said that he is a 2 time line dancing champ (HAHAHHAHAHAHAH...ahem) so mere was reading this to us and started laughing, and this guy next to her was like, "oh yeah, he's really good...we're friends with his family..." and she was like, "oh...um, great." lol it was so funny. but yeah the guy looks like he's a little kid. and i was pissed b/c nick asked if we all wanted to go some after-party thing, but we had to be home by 11. so the guy was like, "oh you little kids got an early curfew?" i was like, "riiight. too bad you don't look a day over 5!" but hannah said to him, "you're one to talk." but then we started making fun of him in the car. lol. even hannah contributed! muah ha. but i learned a semi-valuable life skill on the way home. and now i feel like crap. fun! and i will have to straighten out a bunch of schedule conflicts. great. i'm dreading next tuesday b/c i have to do my last in-car from 8-10 (but i'm sure it will be like 10-12 b/c the ass is always late wtf!), then i will have to go to fh camp until 2:30, and then i will be going to work late since i have to go from 3-6. god what a shitty day that will be! so i think i might just skip work since that's only about $15 there (ooh don't spend it all at one place!!!!) so it's not even worth it. besides, i'm sure that i am working with nancy. not good times. well, i better go do something worth while (hah!) so ttyl.

~Lindsay

P.S.-colleen and heidi i hope you had fun shopping and spending all your cash like whoa.
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